Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts

Monday, May 9, 2011

Bank Pass Book

Bank Pass Book





Piya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Piya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Piya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Piya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
 
  • 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage


  • 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Piya


  • 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali


  • 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Piya got pregnant


  • 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

.. and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... One day Piya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore.
We agree to divorce.
I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Piya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Piya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:
'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
"Life is about correcting mistakes."




Saturday, March 12, 2011

LOVE (Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones)


When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U.....
U Blushed... U Look Down and Smile...
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Put Ur Head on My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand... Afraid That I Might Disappear...
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast and Serve It In
Front Of Me, and Kiss My Forhead N
Said: "U Better Be Quick, It's Going to Be Late..."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work..."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U.....
U Were Cleaning the Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, but It's Time for U to Help Our Child with His/Her
Revision..."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Were Knitting And U Laughed At Me...
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Smile at Me...
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...
We Sitting On the Rocking Chair with Our Glasses on.... I'm Reading Your
Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago...
With Our Hand Crossing Together....
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love
Me!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones... Say "I Love You" To Them When U
Have The Chance Now!!!
 

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Super Computer Animation

Animator Vs Animation.




Just click on the picture above,

click on play,

then leave the mouse alone,

sit back and

enjoy a piece of creative brilliance. I wonder who had 'time' to do this.


Monday, August 16, 2010

Beautiful Earth !!!!

Beautiful Earth !!!!










Ice Crystals










Bird of Lights










Earth's Belly Button











Flowery Pathway


Porco Rosso's Secret Base (alluded to the 1992 Miyazaki 's animated feature film Porco Rosso)










Sea Shells

Misty Forest










Lenticular Cloud










The Marks of Wind


Rays of Dawn










Wave of Clouds









Yellow Stream










Dreamscape








Paradise










Blue Planet













Saturday, June 5, 2010

The Man Rules...Finally, The Guys' Side of the Story....

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

  Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....
  Now here are the rules from the male side.   

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! 
1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Christopher
Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ROUND IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - 
 to give them a bigger laugh.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Chocolate Math.......Worth a try!

Hi...
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! 
   
 YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
 It takes less than a minute .
 Work this out as you read .
 Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
 This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)


3. Add 5


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator .



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ..
 If you haven't, add 1759..




6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

 You should have a three digit number 




The first digit of this was your original number
 (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


 The next two numbers are 
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) 


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
 Chocolate Calculator.